WHAT.

My name is Lucy and I like the Mountain Goats, feminism, pictures of cats, and yelling.

angry with a capital everything

> get a new follower
> examine the follower’s blog, find it pleasing, follow it
> see a selfie of the follower
> why is everyone who follows me so attrACTIVE
> OUTRAGE
> DISALLOWED

21 hours ago
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BUT IF I CAME HERE TO DROWN, I’M GONNA TAKE A FEW PEOPLE DOWN 
THIS IS THE CHURCH, OCCUPIED BY THE ENEMY

21 hours ago
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also at work today customers showed up outside at five past five

"oh we came from west lakes, someone said you would put games on hold for us"

shop is already mostly closed, i GRUDGINGLY let them in (mostly because my coworker has already kind of made “yeah you’re right you should come in!” overtures and I don’t want to be an asshole.) they were very apologetic and thankful as we let them in to quickly pick up their games.

they had two games on hold. we have a 3 for [X PRICE] deal on at the moment. they proceed to BROWSE THE FUCKING SHELVES OF THE SILENT EMPTY STORE for a third game. “do you have any mario games?” the man asks.

if you have ever gone into a shop just before they closed (or at the time they closed) and spent more time than was ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NECESSARY getting what you were getting, and you think that was okay behaviour, you are a terrible human being

22 hours ago
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in dark heresy tonight i VERY NEARLY GOT EVERYONE KILLED, REPEATEDLY

dark heresy is an extremely grim and “we are all about to die” kind of game but when you play a psyker there is an extra level, beyond the “i am weak and useless and very close to being physically destroyed”, which can best be summed up as “i sure hope i don’t turn into a demon while trying to help my friends”

22 hours ago
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apriki:

this is SO FRUSTRATING because people keep reblogging it like ‘see SEE SNAPE ISN’T A HERO JKR SAYS SO’ but it’s just another thing she’s said about the text that doesn’t apply because it isn’t in the text.

You can’t glorify Snape in the books, you can’t spend a whole chapter justifying and validating his behavior and then turn around and act like the story doesn’t cast him in a heroic light, because it does! The books frame Snape and Dumbledore’s horrible, Machiavellian actions as necessary in the face of the the threat of Voldemort and then says they’re okay by having Harry, THE CHILD THEY GROOMED AND MANIPULATED, name his CHILD after them.

You don’t get to have the main character call someone ‘the bravest man he ever knew’ without talking about all the horrible shit he did and say you didn’t write that character as a hero.

(via ladymetroland)

2 days ago
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ethiopienne:

"sorry i didn’t respond to your text i was disenchanted with the entire human experience," a thrilling new memoir by me

(via ladymetroland)

3 days ago
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awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

awwww-cute:

Got a new pillow for the chair

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3 days ago
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guess who’s working two days at the show in basically a small version of my shop

i mean it’s going to be brutal but it’s a two-minute walk to work which is not to be sneezed at

3 days ago
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ok that’s all my text posts for the weekend, you’re all caught up

21 hours ago
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oh lord my blog’s three years old today

is that really all

22 hours ago
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i started tracking calories again to the general result of “oh so that’s why i’m fat”

not gonna chANGE ANYTHING THOUGH

2 days ago
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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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3 days ago
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parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(Source: best-of-imgur, via upthawolfs)

3 days ago
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